My best ever dream happened about 8 years ago. I say “best ever” without hesitation, because I cannot imagine a better dream ever ever ever.
I know there is nothing more boring than hearing about other people’s dreams, but I don’t care. This was better than any dream you have ever had.
What was this dream?
BATH OF CATS
I have explained this many times over the years, so I am ready to answer your questions…
You mean you were in the bath and there were cats in the bath with you?
No. No I do not. Not a bath with cats. A bath of cats.
So instead of water: cats?
Weren’t the ones underneath getting squashed?
No. In the dream, I could achieve buoyancy in the cats. I was floating. In the cats.
But weren’t they uncomfortable?
No. It was a lovely experience for everyone involved. They LIKED being a bath.
Were you lying down?
I was sort of diagonal. It was a deep bath.
That doesn’t sound like it would be nice.
You’re wrong. It does.